Little Sleepy Shibes!


Imaginative artwork by the reliably fantastic Brandon Liao. 

  • game npc: hero!! you must save the world from certain destruction!! we have no time left!!
  • me: k
  • me: [changes outfit, does three minor quests, changes outfit again, upgrades outfit, does seven more minor quests, runs around punching chickens, changes outfit, completes an entirely separate questline, plays a different video game altogether, changes outfit in real life, plays first videogame again]
  • me: okay im ready to save the world
  • game npc: please hurry hero!!
  • me: actually hold on
  • me: [changes outfit]


Making decisions in Bioware games like


"I’d say you’re in more of a supporting role. "

"Fran, please. "